Saturday, 3 November 2007

Leave Aztec alone


Great and horrifying is the power of stereotype. Most of automotive designers claim in their nice and glamour interviews, that a Pontiac Aztec is now the ugliest car on roads. It's spread like a kind of conspiracy - noone knows who designed it, and everyone swears it. You've been told this Aztec myth for years and years - and is it possible, that nothing is really changing here? Of course it's changed - something scary came this way in the year 2004. The Ssangyong Rodius is a obscene. Its shape begins with a Benz's parody and ends with a backbone's tumor, suddenly emerging from the previously rounded back. Its name begins with SS, which is no surprise. It's so big, it even can't be simply tolerated - like if you had ants in your house; you can slight it, but it's another situation when the rats move in. How such a monster could be overlooked by a international car designers' community? Why Ssangyong was not blamed and crowned with smelly and disgusting Ugliest One trophy? The answer is obvious: Ssangyong pays all the world's leading designers so that they not slander their grotesque machines. It's not only this - it must have been Ssangyong, who designed the awful Pontiac. It's the only company with such a scariness capabilities - this hypothesis clears the lack of Pontiac Aztec's designer, too. Making the Aztec, they diverted our attention from the Rodius and cheated us all. Brilliant. Villaintly brilliant.

1 comment:

karolinor said...

no no, jakiś nowy blog i nic nie mowisz.. bardzo ładny..buziaczki