Sunday, 2 December 2007

Aston DBShit


Should James Bond drive Mazda? Well, he does. Fortunately, he didn't managed to use manual gearbox, so the only car scene in a "Casino Royale", is a car crash scene, too. It's very good - crashing is a right thing, when driving such a mistake. Why? It's very easy to critisize: it's a tuned car, not a new model or not even a stylish, special, comemorative "007" edition of normal AM DB9. James Bond, as an male essence of britishness, should not ever look at a tuned car. This is not Playstation, for God's sake. Aston management just put a few japanese spoilers and Lexus rear lights - is it enough to save the Kingdom again? I think, that it's completely not what shouuld be done. Was Esprit, DB5, Z8 or any of 007's automobiles japanised? No, it wasn't, and there was point in it. This Aston got a new name after the movie car - and this is not a new car, really. It's not as good looking as DB9 and it's not as fast as a Vantage or even the old Vanquish. It's not a real cruiser, it's not a real sportscar, then. What is it? It's a fat-looking, asian-styled, slow and badly designed conspiracy put in order to steal our precious 250.000 €. James got metro now.

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